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funnyordie: Discontinued Crayon Colors You May have Forgotten No idea why these were retired.

funnyordie:

Discontinued Crayon Colors You May have Forgotten

No idea why these were retired.

thedailywhat: This Is Why Cats Have 9 Lives of the Day: One life down, eight to go: This 2-month-old kitten was recently found wedged inside a car’s exhaust system, with just its head and a paw sticking out. When the car’s driver realized the animal was still alive, he rushed the part — and kitten — to the local fire department, where the kitten was cut out. According to fire commander Coronel Candido Cleber: The kitten was cold and must have climbed into the engine to try to warm up. But when the driver started the engine he was suddenly sucked in. It’s a miracle he was still alive. The driver drove around for hours before deciding to find out what was wrong. Now for the good news — the kitten had intestinal surgery and is now recovering at a sanctuary in Brazil. [metro] Kitteh used swag. It was super effective!

thedailywhat:

This Is Why Cats Have 9 Lives of the Day: One life down, eight to go: This 2-month-old kitten was recently found wedged inside a car’s exhaust system, with just its head and a paw sticking out. When the car’s driver realized the animal was still alive, he rushed the part — and kitten — to the local fire department, where the kitten was cut out.

According to fire commander Coronel Candido Cleber:

The kitten was cold and must have climbed into the engine to try to warm up. But when the driver started the engine he was suddenly sucked in. It’s a miracle he was still alive. The driver drove around for hours before deciding to find out what was wrong.

Now for the good news — the kitten had intestinal surgery and is now recovering at a sanctuary in Brazil.

[metro]

Kitteh used swag. It was super effective!

Never mind, scratch the doing everything right part. I just fuck everything up.

My life really fucking sucks. When I’m not doing anything wrong I get accused of it anyway, every fucking day. I’m never fucking good enough for anyone or anything I guess. I don’t understand what I do wrong, when I’m doing everything right. I also don’t understand why I give everything I can and never get anything back. I fucking listen to everything you want me to do and do it, but you do things I don’t want you to do. It’s just fucking never ending and I feel like I’m going to fucking explode. Ugh. My life. Fucking. Sucks. And you know what else sucks? Being in love. It sucks fucking loving someone so much and doing everything you can to make them happy, and they’re still not happy with you. I don’t know what else to do.

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Parents that hate me and can’t trust me + depression + ADHD + socially awkward + friends that I can’t tell if they are my friends or just put up with me and hate me = Fuck life

If nothing’s gotten better after 15 fucking years. It isn’t going to get any better. “It gets better” my ass.

I’m so close to just fucking ending it all

I was already having a shitty enough day and a shitty enough week.